EP141 Egg Warmer (2 Samuel 15) The fellas are recording first thing in the morning and its as exciting as morning radio. Absalom, the hottest dude in Israel, begins glad-handing townspeople and sowing sedition undermining king David. The sexy Jew is suceeds in enticing the people of Israel to his side and king David is forced to flee. David runs away crying and all he passes by join in his weeping parade as if it were the worlds shittiests conga dance. Caleb tells a weird sex story. A listener inquires about the significance of the number 40 in the bible.