For our holiday episode this year we're wishing you all a late happy Hanukkah! And by 'happy' we mean we really hope you didn't watch Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights! We had a miserable time! When will comedians just stop?

Featuring: early shrimp, Salad Blandman, Cami should never do voices, and a perfect twelve year old boy

PLUS: Our embarrassingly short 2017 retrospective, and a very special letter from our favourite writer/director team! Movie: 8 Crazy Nights (2002) Director: Seth Kearsley Rating: a Swedish masterpiece intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

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