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EIGHT easy Jokes! Listen, Laugh, Understand!
EIGHT easy Jokes! Listen, Laugh, Understand!
In today's podcast episode I am going to tell you eight easy jokes, make you laugh and then explain them to you so you can understand them before you share them with your friends :)
Here are the jokes in full!
1. Q: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries were dead!
2. This Kitchen will be closed today because of illness. I'm SICK of cooking.
3. Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island?
A: Because it's in the middle of "water".
4. Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
5. Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
A: The "Post Office"!
6. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with!
7. Q: Why was the crab sent to prison?
A: Because he kept pinching things!
8. Q: What did the traffic lights say to the car?
A: "Don't look now. I'm changing!"
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By Matthew Ing
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EIGHT easy Jokes! Listen, Laugh, Understand!
In today's podcast episode I am going to tell you eight easy jokes, make you laugh and then explain them to you so you can understand them before you share them with your friends :)
Here are the jokes in full!
1. Q: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries were dead!
2. This Kitchen will be closed today because of illness. I'm SICK of cooking.
3. Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island?
A: Because it's in the middle of "water".
4. Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
5. Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
A: The "Post Office"!
6. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with!
7. Q: Why was the crab sent to prison?
A: Because he kept pinching things!
8. Q: What did the traffic lights say to the car?
A: "Don't look now. I'm changing!"
https://teachermatthew.com/
https://www.instagram.com/english.teacher.matthew/
https://www.facebook.com/englishteachermatthew/
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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/englishteachermatthew/message