Grab your earbuds for a caffeinated, 10-minute sprint through Princeton’s 350-year time warp: from Quaker footprints on Stony Brook to Washington’s snow-slick battle route, Nassau Hall’s brief reign as U.S. Capitol, and Einstein’s pipe-plumed strolls past indie cafés where hoagies, cupcakes, and million-dollar Zillow alerts collide. We’ll decode town-gown pranks, Palmer Square lore, bike-score quirks, and a zoning duel that keeps chain fast-food off Nassau Street, then slip down canal towpaths to the Mercer Oak’s ghostly branch. It’s history, hype, and hyper-local flavor—crammed into one breezy trivia tour you can finish before your latte cools.