We kept you waiting for 2 whole months, but it's finally happening (queue Rand Paul meme). John and Kyle give you their unabridged Elden Ring thoughts. Though they both liked it a lot, in keeping with tradition they also have lots of nit-picks and gripes. Get out your bingo cards for such classics as, "F**k that sh!t", "dude that's the worst", and "generic compliment followed by a massive BUT". Enjoy!