In a Very Special Bonus Episode...

Welcome back
Got a brand new track
It’s your boy Evan T
Better get up and clap

I’m a middle aged man
Retirement plan
Got me workin like a jerk
Cause life’s a pimp hand

Got that savoir faire
Salt and pepper hair
Kickin dope rhymes
In my favorite chair

Yo the future looks bright
When I walk into the light
Reaper got me creepin
Like a panther in the night

Now my bucket list
Is a fuck it list
Fist full of pills
Cause my symptoms persist

I got pain in my lumbar six
Mind always playin tricks
Shed skin from psoriasis
Wake up in the night to piss
Time can eat a bag full of dicks

Makin hay while the sun shines
Gray fifty shades but aged like fine wine
I’ll be keepin it real
Until the last line

Beats by CRITICAL BASS THEORY