We leave the honey bun forest and make our way across the lake of boiling fudge until we come across a rather disturbing sight. Eleven dirty pirates with gorilla tails are attacking each other with swords that are dull and pointless. You want to move closer, but you can't. You find yourself paralyzed by absolute fear that one of them will touch you and infect you with their innate apeishness. As a Foilist yourself, you like to keep the bloodline and body clean from the lower classes. When you go near a Sabreist you run the risk of letting the world know you were near a living monkey man, and that would not be okay. Hell, you don't even want the world to know you have a second cousin that practices Épée because that is still too low of a form for you to set your eyes upon. Now though, as you contemplate your superiority, you realize that you are surrounded on all sides by the Apelike Sabres, and that it is too late as they have reached out their gross hands to you. You pull out your foil and attempt to commit ritualistic suicide, but sadly remember that all you have is a toy sword and a chip on your shoulder. Happy Boxing Day, and CC Yourself on That.   Tomorrow: Lots of Distracted Kids  

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