PODCAST 21: Joined by special guest Elgin City defender Matthew Cooper.

• Messi or Ronaldo?
• Burger of Pizza?
• A postmatch splash of Brut... or a spray of Lynx...?

We'll be discussing none of these topics, but hey, if you've got a bit of time on yer hands - have a listen!

One thing we're not looking forward to is the weekend match at Cove Rangers.