Mercury must be in retrograde because Ellipses has finally found her way back to that absolute Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin for another session! But alas, Ellipses you have to understand even though you don't want to kink shame, you can absolutely do better than to let this total Dexter looking murderous freak of a clitoris (ahem, I mean C.T.W.R.O.S.) tell you how to treat yourself when you're still recovering from a leprechaun encounter!! It is NOT okay for Ian to slide into your DMs or to Vader cosplay choke you. If you ever find a monkey's paw or claw, make sure you wish this face-loving freak never purports himself to be a therapist again.

Did you follow the rainbow to this part of the episode description? Well lucky you, this part is the gold were I get to tell you all about comedian and drag performer Mikey Pobuda!! Be sure you follow Mikey on Tiktok @mikeypobuda and also you can find his drag persona on Instagram @ellipsisqueen in addition to the new Instagram for his twoprov team with legendary producer Nic Rockwell @sacboizcomedy