It's election week. Joe Biden looks to be the winner, but Elon Musk was elected to four more years of being Ding-Dong of the Week! He got bullied online, and then whined that the person making fun of him was a "chad," and was celebrated by the Wall Street Journal as the new kid on the block in the world of military contractors. We at DDOTW thought there was no way this guy could possibly make it into the show in a week so dense with news, but Elon had other plans.

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