Parody? Satire? Cyber-horror comedy? Whatever this is, you’re not ready. When Elon Musk unzips himself like a meat suit to reveal his true form—a pint-sized, power-hungry tech goblin—the real work begins. The kids? Tech prodigies. The mission? A full-scale data heist, one terabyte at a time. The dartboard? Determines your corporate fate. The vibes? Pure dystopian absurdity. By the time security catches on, it’s already too late, because Tiny Musk is already three steps ahead. And also, he’s really good at scurrying.

Have you ever met a billionaire? Or have you, too, been fired by a toddler-sized tech overlord?

And the Beat goes on. But does it have to?