This week, we’re worshipping at the altar of cleavage and camp with Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. She may not be your traditional Final Girl, but make no mistake, Elvira is horror’s ultimate Final Baddie. Armed with quick wit and zero tolerance for puritanical nonsense, she battles small-town hypocrisy and misogyny and slays while she does.

We dig into Elvira’s iconic blend of sex positivity and self-possession and why this 1988 cult classic still stands out in 2025. Elvira outlasts the villains AND she roasts them alive with double entendres and drag-queen-level charisma.

Elvira's Cookbook from Hell

Listen to The Hesh Files (Eric's podcast)

Listen to Dead Man's Mic podcast (about Halloween Horror Nights)

Spoiler warning: We’re opening the spellbook and the movie vault. You’ve been warned.

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