It is inflation resistant...

It can be transported across the globe in minutes...

It can be used to pay for things...

And you can buy it...

Maybe you should?

Well I don't know.. I'm not a financial advisor! But this is a good video for a bit of entertainment! Transcript below:

There is one thing that is so powerful that it might just change the world… either that or it will turn out to be a stinking pile of dog juice.

Oh and if that wasn’t intriguing enough… you might… just might be able to make a whack tonne of money from it without having to lift your perfectly symmetrical apple bottom out of that sorry excuse for a chair …

So many people have heard of this thing. Bought this thing. Loved this thing.

But do you know what’s really weird…

I don’t think these people even really know what is good about it?!

I think people don’t really understand it. I don’t think they understand the risks. I don’t think they understand the power of it. I don’t think they understand why this thing is the behemoth that could move mountains – or how it could get ground into the dust, like a cockroach underneath Will Smiths boots.

I’m going to tell you what that thing is in one second…..

Well, you probably already figured it out right? You seem like a smart person.

But I also want to say that you really shouldn’t listen to me.

I don’t know much. I don’t have a degree in physics. I don’t know how to lick my elbow and this is a video on finance but I’ve spent most of it talking about cockroaches and dog crap.

Anyway, drum roll please…

Bitcoin.

That thing that Satoshi Nakomoto pumped out of his cerebral scrotum one cold lonely morning in January 2009.

Who gives a monkey’s uncle you ask? That’s been around since Tom, Dick and Harry were having their shirts tucked in by Mummy before getting a swirly on the yellow bus on the way to school.

Well let me ask you something…

I bet you are really tired of the rhetorical questions now – aren’t you?

Why do people buy gold?

“Gold is the money of Kings” Norm Franz said.

Here’s the thing about money though…

You need to be able to take it with you without bringing an armoured vehicle and 7 ex-American Football players each armed to the teeth with Flak Jackets and 16 inch guns.

Gold is about as portable as a Toddler about to get on an Easy Jet Flight.

But that’s a bit of a problem right… how am I going to take it to the shop to buy my daily Starbucks Iced Frappe with whipped cream, caramel sauce and cinnamon shavings?

No.

Gold is for something else, it keeps your money safe from the eternal erosion from the most relentless force in the galaxy.

Inflation.

Let me explain this.. like I am talking to a three year old.

The FED prints money, like a rabbit prints out furry companions.

And every time a little furry companion emerges… it’s a little bit less special than the one before.

“Hey! I like bunnies”

Listen Dufus! I’m not talking about bunnies… I’m talking about cash. Your dosh is losing value because there is more of it.

Look at this graph

That’s right we are getting technical now Biznatches

As supply increases prices fall… but when it comes to money the supply increase is money itself and the prices falling is the value of that money….

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[Disclaimer]

This video is for entertainment and potentially education purposes only. Please do not make financial decisions based on this video - I am not a financial advisor and none of this video constitutes financial advice. There are probably better sources of education than this though! I don't know how to invest or do investments.