📜 ORANGE JULIUS CAESAR PRESENTS… 🔥 TOP 10 IMPERIAL DECREES 🔥 What happens when absolute power rewrites reality? Welcome to Emperor’s Day, where Orange Julius Caesar™ lays down the ultimate decrees—each more outrageous than the last. From rigged elections to erased identities, from pay-to-play citizenship to imperial grift, no law is sacred when the Emperor holds the pen. But not every idea made the list. Steve Bannon’s 'Adams Decree'—a dystopian tale of loyalty, betrayal, and favor—was too much even for the Emperor. And trust us, that’s saying something. #OrangeJuliusCaesar #Satire #Politics #Dystopia #DarkHumor #RomanEmpire #Trump #Authoritarianism #HistoryRepeats #Top10 #SteveBannon #EricAdams #QuidProQuo #ImperialDecrees #TheBigList #YouAreTheProduct #DataSurveillance #TaxationWithoutRepresentation #PoliticalComedy #AbsurdistHumor