This is first official installment of our new biweekly "Employee Retreat" series. In this episode, Dylan reads some wonderful fanfiction set in the world of our show "Crunchyroll Customer Service" that was prepared by Ray. This episode is absolutely, completely, and totally NSFW. You've been warned.

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