With Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside Derby, a discussion of what next for Harry Maguire and Hannah gets somewhat carried away about Manchester United’s prospects as Erik Ten Hag agrees to take over at Old Trafford.

  But don’t worry, it’s not all football, as Simon also tells us what he got up to on a bed with Tinchy Stryder, Mike blows our minds with Greek Easter and Hannah manages to tell Row Z’s first ever unbroadcastable story. Enjoy!

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