With Gilman out of town Patriot love takes a backseat to Bear and Dolphin hate as two disgruntled fans decide to abandon these abusive relationships for more prosperous teams. You' 'll get the best spreads of the week (Arizona & Pittsburg) But you already knew that. You don't need us to tell you how to make your weekly Xanax allowance. That's what dipping into your wife's purse is for.

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