In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he grows suspicious of Miley Cryus' new number-one hit, talks about how being in opposite friend groups sucks, forgets the names of the families from Romeo and Juliet, how claw machines get performance issues, how he almost lost his friends valuables, and how his mother got carried away in shopping, so much so that he couldn't come back home.