In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, Syed Batiz makes his triumphant return as he talks about relationships built in loneliness rather than love, sniffing a hoodie like hitting a vape pen (his friends do this not him), how he has a virus on his computer from downloading software and not porn, careers with Tourettes, pop talking out of his ass, discovering his Buzzfeed sandwich, National Honors Society application form causing a depressive episode, not knowing what the Mile High Club is. and being in the teenage phase of feeling unaccomplished.