I talk about where I'm at and why I'm starting this / How I have five months to completely change my life (especially my career and health) / I explain why there won't be guests / What I have to offer and the topics I will cover / Why this isn't a blog because Substack feels culty / I reveal the title origins (shoutout to Anton Newcombe and The Brian Jonestown Massacre) / And how you'll learn to never be someone like me