This week on DANGERTOWN, Trax tries to make new canine friends and just ends up with a lot of thrift store finds. Valentine pays a reverse stripper to put pants back on and talks a lot about his grandma. Mika learns a lesson in mortality and empathy while forsaking her stealthy ways. Lastly, Swanson is the designated driver for his group of uncontrollable and impolite murder toddlers. No one is paid enough for all of this.