Creed Edition: Episode 4: “Higher”

The boys started cruisin’ when they came across that Florida-Georgia line. Cameron was weavin the Winne this way and that.

“Cut it out, dude. We’re gonna get pulled--” Memphis started to say when the sound of sirens cut him off. Checking the rearview mirror, Cameron noticed the flashing lights and pulled the Winnebago over.

The cop approached the driver’s side window. “Doin a little drinking in there, son?”

“No, sir,” Cameron answered. “We’re just on our way to see Scott Stapp.”

The cop’s mouth fell open and he lowered his sunglasses “You talkin’ THE Scott Stapp? From that band Creed?”

“Yes, sir. We’re hoping to find him in Tallahassee.” Memphis said from the passenger seat.

“Well shoot! You know how many times I’ve pulled that sumbitch over? He even invited me to his Christmas party one year because I pretended not to see an open bottle of Jack between his legs. Hell I’ll take you right to him! Police escort!”

The cop walked back to his car and moved in front of the Winnebago. “Follow me, boys! Yeehaw!!” he yelled as he passed.

“The fuck is going on? I’m trying to sleep!” John yelled from the back.

“This cop dude is taking us to Scott. His name was...Memphis did you catch his name?” Cameron asked.

“No...actually he wasn’t even wearing a uniform...just the hat and sunglasses....wait is the back window of that cop car busted?” Memphis said pointing ahead.

“Uh oh,” said Cameron, gulping.

Does this “cop” really know the way to Scott or are the boys being led to their untimely deaths? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Poop jokes; Holy Father; Scott gets Burns-ed; Hall of Famer; Cowboy Creed; I’m the QB!; Phone to the Face; Breaking Dad; Scott the Hulk; Crippled Creed; DUNK ON ‘EM; Back to Chicago; Gotta break up to make up; Heaven on Earth; Cringe Factor Five; It’s about dreams, guys, not heaven; Stealing shit