On the latest episode of I Don't Make the Rules, Mark & Larry kick things off with will.i.am's comments about Black Thought being a trillion times better than Jay-Z, leading into a breakdown of different methods for ranking top fives—including Mark's three separate charts and the criteria behind them. They also touch on the ethics of flying women out the country and testifying against your own child (or the lack thereof). Also, they briefly discuss rumors of Ochocinco replacing Shannon Sharpe following his recent firing. Once the alcohol set in, things got a lot more unserious: streaking at pro sporting events, streamer and podcast groupies, bros vs hoes ethics, sexual tension with hoes vs "good girls", whether or not you should know your partner's exes, and more!