In this episode, Cam, Memph and Johnny buy some bikes and hit the road. Leather. Denim. Assless Chaps. The works. Sorry foreigners; Americans only at this Badass Party. Will their eyes be permanently clouded by the trappings of hedonistic nationalism or will their inability to drive motorcycles prevent them from going anywhere? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Kidz Boppin up and down the block; Saddened before Baddened; BTO-no he didn’t; Stifler needs more roles; Bad (space) Ass; Malcolm McLaren is better than you; Slacks before hacks; ‘Merica; Kid Rock the Roadie; Stabbin’ critics; Kid Rock’s playlist; Come gay away with me; Sorry OKC, but you’re a punchline now.