Creed Edition: Episode 6: "One Last Breath"

When last we left the boys, they were holding down a man they thought to be Scott Stapp.

“SAY YOU'RE SCOTT! SAY IT!” Memphis yelled in his face.

“I’m not Scott Stapp! I swear you guys!” the man squealed.

“Oh yeah? Then who are you?” Cameron said, the toy uzi full of hot sauce trained on the man’s balls.

“I’m…” the man let out a heavy sigh. “I’m Meatloaf.”

“The singer?” John said. “Fuck that. You got proof?”

Meatloaf reached into his pants and pulled out his wallet. His Driver’s License didn’t lie. It said Meatloaf right on there.

“Shit. You’re a dead ringer for Scott though,” Memphis said, helping Meatloaf to his feet.

“Hey thanks! That’s what I was going for! I had to put on a few pounds but I think I captured the look.” Meatloaf said. “I really was trying to help you guys but I totally forgot that Scott and his family moved to Nashville, Tennessee.”

“Son of a bitch!” John yelled, punching a wall.

“That’s fucking Kid Rock territory you guys. I ain’t trying to get murdered. You remember what happened last time.”Cameron stammered.

“Yeah you’re right…” Memphis said with a forlorn look on his face. “I guess....I guess we could hit the beach since we’re already here.”

“Hell yeah bros! Let’s get some margs and scope out some beach babes!” Meatloaf exclaimed.

And so ended the boys’ pursuit of the Redeemer Scott Stapp. They had some good times along the way and only got diarrhea twice. All in all, it was a pretty good trip.

We’ll see ya next time!

Highlights include: Amaz-on point review; Emoji Movie; Scott goes bananas; Commitment Issues; Scott’s kids are HILARIOUS; Pushin’ their buttons; Scott’s Time Out; Dupergroup; TKO’d; You’re not allowed to listen to music; Surreal fo sho; Aaron Curtis; More than Six Feet down; Burning Bridges; One Last Word