In Episode 007 — the quickest installment of I Don't Make the Rules so far — Mark and Larry kick things off by unpacking the first wave of headlines surrounding Young Thug. From there, they speed through the sports world, covering the Eagles vs. Cowboys opener, PJ Washington's viral clash with Brittany Renner, and a debate over whether Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather's upcoming exhibition is more compelling than Jake Paul vs. Gervonta Davis. The guys also weigh in on the morality of adults catching (and keeping) game balls when kids are nearby.

Before rushing off camera, the conversation pivots to the pulpit — Steven Furtick of Elevation Church sparks debate after referencing cocaine in a sermon, leading to a discussion on which sins congregations deem "acceptable" from pastors and whether all sins are truly equal. Larry then raises the question of unequal dress codes for teachers with "nice bodies," closing the episode with one last round of debate.

Enjoy — more to come this week!