Ryan & Mike (attempt to) talk about pre-season Portland Thorns expectations, the general lunacy of WoSo social media, the EPL title race, and gawk at the latest kit releases.

Track Breakdown:

1': Intro, Thorns (kinda), Jodie Taylor, FA WSL

(I mean the Women's Soccer United Twitter, not podcast. Worth a follow.)

8': The sad remembrance to roster turnover's past

13': Thorns-Pride home opener

19': The UK 2012 soccer kit was kinda cra, yo.

20': Thorns season hopes ("bag 'o' dreams")

24': EPL title race ("plug those gaps")

38': "We should research more."

45': We gawk at Euro 2016 kits