In this episode of Lunch Meat, Brad and Chris are officially "anti-sponsored" by Celsius, opting instead to crack open cans of Ghost Energy (specifically the "Ghost of Helen Keller" and "Strawbango" flavors). The dynamic duo kicks things off with some trivia about the 1970s Incredible Hulk TV series before stumbling into a massive realization: Chris’s middle name is Robin, making him the real-life Christopher Robin of Winnie the Pooh fame.

The guys debate which fictional world they would choose to live in—narrowing it down between Narnia and Harry Potter—and discuss the lack of bathroom etiquette at the gym. Chris delivers a concerning installment of the "Hot Shit 5-Minute Diary" involving a green, foamy "macchiato," prompting a look into digestive health.

Finally, the hosts dip into the [email protected] inbox to roast listeners asking for relationship advice, suggesting one listener flee the country to avoid a breakup and telling another to embrace their failure.