In this episode, we review an American coming-of-age movie starring Operator Jim, a rad pair of aviator sunglasses, and some of the sharpest jawlines this side of Easter Island. It's Thirteen Hours, written and directed by Michael Bay, who is frankly not notable for anything besides being the director-iest director that has ever directored. And this is his movie. It's big, it's bold, it's American, and full of all the military hero-worship, internalized misogyny, and repressed sexuality that you could ever ask for.