In this absolutely unfiltered episode, Seth tries a suspicious green Poppy drink, we review questionable movie picks, and take multiple poop breaks mid-recording (yes, it’s that kind of episode). We unpack a live reaction to “Alpine Blast” soda, dive into the Easter vibes with a reading from the Gospel of Mark, and then ask: was Jesus gaslighting us? (No. But maybe???)

Also in this ep:

• 🍿 Choking on popcorn & pretending to be family with strangers at Hamilton

• 🚽 A detailed bathroom saga that may or may not involve Fruity Pebble-scented urinal cakes

• 🎬 Reviews of Glass Onion, Wolf Man (2024?), Invisible Man, Midsommar, and that wild Daredevil finale moment

• 💀 Twinkie-induced gastrointestinal trauma

• 💻 Minecraft cinematic universe

• 📸 Cursed poop pics in the group chat

Plus, someone might be applying to be an officer… but like, TBD. And seriously—when is Season 3??