Carla (@PDX44), everybody's favorite Thorns ex-pat in Red Stars territory, joins Mike for a Thorns, NWSL opening weekend post-mortem to (dumpster) dive into the various NWSL marketing/PR fuckups as well as revel in the early screwups by Bacon & the Reign.

Track Breakdown:

1': Intro, No Ryan, finalizing how to pronounce Dagny's surname, and Thorns-Pride thoughts

10': Reign-Sky Blue wonderment

14': "NWSL 'Blur-o-Vision' Game of the Week"

15': "I do love Paul Riley but..." and general worry over FCKC's depth in 2016

19': Dash-Red Stars, NWSL title game site announced

23': NSWL (sic), Furt-gate, delayed kit releases and other NWSL blunders

36': Micro-preview of upcoming Thorns matches and hopeful ticket sales growth in Houston, Orlando, & Wrap-up