This week on The Yapaholics, sleep deprivation reaches critical levels as Dakota and Seth spiral into discussions about derealization, ASMR brain fog, and the dangers of drawing a square while overtired. From teaching with zero sleep to running on Monsters and gummy worms, this episode is pure Yapaholic chaos.

Also in this episode:

• 🌀 Dakota turns dissociation into a spiritual gift

• 💭 Mood vs. Leaves: a new classroom Jeopardy format emerges

• 🎆 Fireworks, pouring rain, and a dog who refuses to pee

• 🎤 A live rendition of Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

• 👓 New glasses, new energy, same 34 YouTube views

• 🍺 Hard cider flavor reviews and blueberry muffin beer fantasies

• 🧠 Existential dread, brain fog, and the horror of Price is Right rules at baby showers

• 🐶 Should Seth get a dog? (Spoiler: no.)

• 🎂 Army birthday cake lore returns

• 📺 Weekend watchlist: Kaos on Netflix and YouTube nightlight theory

• 🍼 Dakota gets mistaken for being pregnant on Instagram. Again.

If you’ve ever tried to teach a class while fully disassociating or been accused of pregnancy because of a bracelet photo, this episode is for you.

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