The men of The Spoon are interested in the future, for that is where they are going to spend the rest of their lives. Sure, all the great themes may have been used up and turned into theme parks, but one can still make hay out of commenting on that realization... right? Patrick McGrath sits in for a discussion of the many wonderful disappointments that await us all. Plus, Arnold Schwarzenegger gets roasted in this week's strangely literal SAL, and the shocking facts of lobster people from Utah are revealed! Music by Beat Farmers, Lane Steinberg, and Willie Nile