Castaway, 127 hours, the poseidon adventure, magic mike. All these stories exhibit the astounding drive man has to survive against insurmountable odds. This episode, one ship captain, stranded on a hostile planet must avoid his sex crazed cyborg mum, face frog-ape centaurs, and find his favourite bowel-compromised science officer, all whilst struggling to send the SOS that will save the survivors of his vessel. We're back baby.

Big thanks to Ryan from the 'Knackers in the Breeze' podcast for a beautiful contribution to Tondo's funeral! Go follow them on Instagram @knackersinthebreeze and give them a listen on all of the usual podcast platforms, they deserve it!

"Pamgaea" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)