Smoke cigars don't eat cake. The docs try to figure out why there is never a pacifier when you need one and why they don't sell them by the 100 count. Is there anyone that does not like Tom Hanks? Seriously, who doesn't love Tom. Ella discovered escalators and apparently they are the greatest thing... also How is Barnes and Noble still in business?

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