This week Andrew and Miguel discuss Messi leaving Barcelona in Sports News. Andrew gives a brief apology, and Miguel reciprocates with one of his own. In Andrew's Anecdotes, he (poorly) reads a mysterious article from 2009 with a payoff that you'll surely want to miss. Miguel goes into detail about how to properly go out swinging, as well as a vivid description of how to disable a home intruder. And as always, they top it all off with another great edition of the Drag Race Roundup.