In this episode of Hoaxerz Must Die we have knife enthusiast and aspiring musician Chef Ted as our in studio guest. For the first time we have open phone lines for listenerz to call in with questions or comments. We review some articles including extraterrestrial rape and top armageddons of all time. Plus, a FREESTYLE BATTLE!!! This week's music track is from Joey Herbz [tha] PukeBox entitled "Miserable & Thirsty" off his new upcoming full length record "Purple Death!" Enjoy!!!