It all started with soap.

In this premiere episode, our AI narrator—who sounds suspiciously like a spiritually awakened Burt Reynolds—reads the Introduction and Chapter 1: The Vision in Aisle 5 from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore.

One man. One anxiety spiral. Thirty-seven kinds of hand soap. And then—there he was.
Not Jesus. Not Oprah.
Howie Mandel.
Appearing mid-panic in the Target soap aisle, offering spiritual sarcasm and unsolicited sanitation advice from deep within one man’s very tired brain.

This is where the gospel begins: a weird, wonderful, germ-conscious journey into mental clarity—delivered one sanitized moment at a time.

Just storytelling. Just weird enough to work.
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