Episode 10 — and we're still here, still showing up, still absolutely losing it together.

This week: Monique survives an ovulation nightmare on the copper coil, performs in front of a room full of women at a Melissa Burgess heels workshop (thong wedgie and all), and goes on a date that ends with bowling, a club, and a bull statue with very disappointing balls. Georgie opens up about Freddie's PDA autism assessment, why she doesn't care about grades but cares deeply about confidence, and the most peaceful night's sleep she's ever had after a floating sound bath.

Then we introduce Unhinged Dates with Monique — our new segment, and the debut story involves a man named Bob, a bathroom floor, a dildo, and a video nobody asked for. We also have a school gate accountability showdown, a sauna full of men being asked if they're dead inside (three of them left immediately), and a cheating story that involves a car tracker, two opening doors, and a PE teacher.

Episode 10. We're just getting started.

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