Rylan “Schizo” Woods joins SigmaTimes and immediately derails reality. Operating on a different mental timeline, Rylan brings nonstop takes, premature laughter, and connections that somehow loop back to making sense.This episode covers everything from New Year goals, college life, roommates, working over break, Bears playoff hopes, Foster Woods lore, Hot Ones guest dreams, and absolute conversational whiplash.Drafts include Christmas movies, candies, boy bands, and cartoon characters — followed by One Doesn’t Belong and a Question of the Pod that sparks debate around cultural narratives and societal trends (discussed, not declared).Fast, unfiltered, and completely unhinged — exactly how SigmaTimes is meant to be.