Today's theme is Masterpieces.  Joe compares the Mona Lisa to the original black & blue dress, while Tom compares it to a Magic Eye.  Joe reveals his darkest fantasy about an alien apocalypse, while Tom reveals his own about guerilla warfare breaking out in Brooklyn.  In the most classical podcast mastery, we also discuss Hitler's artwork, Fermi's paradox, "The Waffle House effect", and a philosophical fight-to-the-death in which you have 10 minutes to survive and only a Swiss Army Knife. This episode is a masterpiece.