Sarah closes in on the women putting their stimmy checks in their faces. Do men enjoy waking up to their ladies looking like Aubrey O’Day or Big Ang? Sarah disses the women at her office who blow up the bathroom, and Money describes her Code Bravo where she lost control of her stomach at Wal-Mart. Sarah sits down with “Johnny Utah,” and he breaks down his two major points that need to be discussed before a second date: 50% ownership of a tiny human and being in the FBI. He tells the story of the woman he scared away with a car seat. Sarah mixes up Emrata with Emirates, and they can’t stop talking about Stormy. WWSD?