In this time of social distancing and existential dread, Lincoln & Welles are here to keep you company...and perhaps be your new leaders? We answer listener questions and accidentally get sincere a couple of times. Topics: pizza tattoos, apocalypse couture, CORVID-19 (the crow virus), Talespin cultists, and a genuine salute to America's heroic service and healthcare workers.

Music: "Whiskey on the Mississippi"