Welcome to A Trip to the Beer Store, the podcast where bad decisions get analyzed like true crime evidence and every episode proves that some people were simply born to fafo.

We crack open questionable IPAs, draft our favorite sandwiches like our lives depend on it, and spiral into the kind of conversations that usually start with “watch this” right before someone ends up banned from a gas station. From chaotic stories of people testing the limits of human intelligence to deep debates about whether which sandwich could absolutely body the others. Nothing is safe here.

It’s equal parts dark humor, beer fueled philosophy, and late night parking lot energy with friends who absolutely should not be handed microphones. So pull up a chair, grab a cold one, and remember the golden rule: the universe always collects payment from people who ignore warning labels.