In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about tattoos, including an ASDA bum stamp on one Scottish mum looking for love and why you should never trust the sea, because you're one wave away from exposing your flaps mid dump to a beach full of people. Please keep sending in your stories to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast

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