YO! What’s up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re coming to you live from the wreckage of the Eagles season. It’s over, it’s ugly, and we’ve got a lot of venting to do. Fuggin’ listen!

First, we address the elephant in the Linc: the disappointing end to a year that felt like a slow-motion car crash. We break down a full year of offensive struggles—the play-calling, the lack of rhythm, and why the "passing game" looked more like a "passing out" game. This leads us to the hot seat: Kevin Patullo. We discuss who needs to come in and save this offense before next season is wasted, too.

Then, we pivot to a TV pitch that might actually get us kicked off the air. We’ve got an idea for a Who Wants to be a Millionaire spinoff. Picture this: a dude walks out on stage, and the contestants have to guess exactly what kind of weird sex stuff he’s into. It’s the ultimate game of "don't judge a book by its cover," and Mark thinks he’d be a Grand Champion at guessing the weirdness.

It's a jawn full of sports depression, coaching carousels, and the most uncomfortable game show in history. Grab your Wawa coffee and your antidepressants, and fuggin’ listen!

Watch on Youtube doooode.