Sup Craigs! It’s summer, so we’re playing fast and loose with the release schedule. This week, Talon and Sarah read perhaps the most menacing MC to date, are pleasantly surprised peonies are not a euphemism (in this case at least), and struggle with the moral implications of cloning. Plus, we give some incredible unsolicited dating advice. It’s tough out there, okay?!?!?

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