Christopher and Eric debate the ideal Spring Break scenario and play messages from the Party People left on the Dinner Party Line at 323-PEZ-TDPS. Adorably incompetent critic-at-large Jordan Ampersand tangles with drunk straight girls during a disastrous on-location report from Florida. And a new advertiser debuts: 'Tastrophe, the soft drink flavored with adolescent stupidity blended especially for Spring Break!