We get all up in Mashadar. Mat rolls for dumbass and CRITS. More damned Trollocs. Purgatory of Fuckery. What the hell is Mordeth's deal, though? Perrin falls in the drink. Thom, Mat, and Rand go sailing. We meet the Westland's premier Pirate King. Jenn & Jess go on a bit of a rant.