Sarah and Lo join Farmer’s Only for shits and giggles, and Lo receives a love note from an incarcerated man 175 miles away. Can prisoners obtain burner phones? Lo gets back on Hinge and examines the 4 men she considered dating: Retail Potbelly Guy, Cryptocurrency Nerd, Country Fighter, and the Passed-Out Bro. Sarah considers the question, “Are we too old to party on Cinco de Mayo?” They discuss chips, dips, and snap judgements made on potential suitors. Sarah and Lo reminisce on New Year’s Day when Lo posted up on a corner on Canal Street and almost got robbed. Who would’ve thought a Popeyes spork could be mistaken for a weapon?!